This week we watch a movie chosen by one of our loyal listeners (f*** you Jar Jar Sasparilla!). It’s time to eat Jambalaya, discuss Wild Wild West, and drink a French 76. Take a drink every time we say “problematic” if you would like to die of alcohol poising.
Power Hour, Pancakes, and Corner Gas
Celebrate 4th of July by listening to us stumble through a review of Corner Gas and pancakes while partaking in a power hour.
Mulan and Cajun Alfredo!
Let’s Get Down to Business!
And Drink Some Booze!
That’s right ladies and gents. Today we are discussing the Disney classic Mulan, eating Cajun alfredo, and slurping down margaritas.
Devil’s Advocate and Nachos!
If you thought the Jungle Juice episode was bad, prepare yourself for us under the influence of Jello Shots! This episode we discuss Devil’s Advocate and eat nachos.
Food’s Lantern Episode 3: Big Macs & Beyond the Mat
If you thought Jake the Snake Roberts used to get fucked up wait until you hear this episode!
Food’s Lantern Episode 2: Frozen and Fancy Grilled Cheese
All aboard! This country ass episode is 1000% off the rails. This week we discuss the hidden sinister message in Frozen, eat fancy grilled cheese sandwiches, and blackout on Zombies.
Food’s Lantern Episode 1: Kingsmen and Curry
The reviews are in and critics agree! “Uh…Jesus. Two wasted girls, a pervert, one guy trying to take control, and another guy reacting to everything.”-JJ This week, we discuss Kingsmen, curry, and vodka sodas. We also debate the optimal creamy white substance to use in curry We end the recording with a fast-paced, edge-of-your seat suspenseful pick to determine our film, food, and beverage for our next episode.
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Food’s Lantern Episode 0
Greetings lovers of food and film! The Food’s Lantern is a high flying, intellectual endeavor in which five people explore the worlds of home cooking and artistic cinema. In this introductory episode we unveil the simple and elegant process by which we select the featured film and dish of each episode. Will it be Schindler’s List and Chicken Scalloppinne? Tune in to Find out!